Saturday Morning Coffee

All Star weekend, who gives a crap I hate the All Star game.

I’m predicting that the Ducks and Teemu announce his return Monday after the All Star game.

Where does Mats Sundin end up? I’m thinking somewhere different maybe like Carolina, I heard Bradleyc4 mention that and it made sense to me for some reason.

Speaking of the Leafs JFJ was smart, he didn’t pack up and leave, he stayed until he was shown the door. Now he gets to collect alimony for six months. I wonder if he’ll get support payments from Kubina? I stole that last line.

Funny conversation the other night after hockey, we womdered if somebody with a huge head has a worse headache then somebody with a small head? We have a teammate with a melon so big he uses a beanbag chair for a pillow so we wondered.

I have always been on the Steve Downie bandwagon, some would even say I am the one driving it but seriously if you aren’t a believer now then you need to pay attention. He gets cross checked head first into the boards and comes out at the start of the next period and drops the gloves. After the game he didn’t whine or complain or call for a suspension, good job kid.

I’m wondering how Kovalchuk only got 1 game for his leaping hit from behind? I guess Colin Campbell has different rules for different players.

If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader would her name be Ella Vader, I’m here all week folks.

Whip89 for the love of God help me out here, what is going on with your Sabres, I can’t figure it out, they are better then this I know they are. If they let Brian Campbell go to UFA status I think there may be a riot!

This is for you Sabres fans, I am predicting right now they go on a big run, they have too much talent, it’s go time for the Sabres.

Have Jeff Blake and Jeff Garcia ever been seen in the same room, they look very similar.

I’ve been telling you guys for weeks now to grab some Coyotes for your hockey pool, I hope you listened. Peter Mueller will not become a stud, he is a STUD already.

Daniel Alfredsson had 7 points and +5 Thursday night, holy crappola that is out of this world, I wish he’d grow his hair back and wear those awesome pirate shirts that he used to wear, he was mad cool back then.

2 months ago my good friend Eli Manning was almost out of job and now he’s following in big brother Peyton’s footsteps and playing in the Superbowl, good stuff kid.

What the hell is a high ankle sprain? Honestly what the hell is that.

Hi my name is Dan Boyle and I am a high scoring D-man, get me in your hockey pool now.

How come everybody’s Grandmother was such a good cook?

Speaking of Grandmama’s whatever happened toLarry Johnson?

Did you yell “get the dog off the front lawn” last week, tell me one of you did.

Players to get in your hockey pool quickly……Cheechoo will have a big 2nd half, if you need D-men in your pool get Matt Carle, Dennis Wideman and Jay Bouwmeister.

Heath Ledger was starting to look like Pauly Shore, I think that should have been a warning sign that something was wrong with him.

Why are potato chips so good, seriously why?

From the “get me the hell out here” arcives. Olli Jokinen wants out of Florida and he’s a whale of a player, Florida better be careful with him.

Heard a “Marty Turco for Marty St. Louis” rumour the other day, that makes sense to me actually.

Leaf fans are telling me this Anton Stahlman kid is the real deal, they need something positive in Leaf land so I guess that’s good news.

Remember these words of advice, you fight Chara you die. Don’t fight Chara!

Have a great weekend.